Voting Question: What's the worst insult you can think of...without swearing?

30 December 2011, 11:08 pm

I always find it to be a little more challenging and creative to think of insults without swearing. The scene in "Hook" where Rufio and Peter and going at each other is genius! Probably one of my favorite bits of dialogue ever xD (Below is said dialogue, you don't have to read it) Rufio: Boil-dripping, beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt! Kids: Bangarang, Rufio! Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that? Rufio: You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side! Kids: [in unison] Ugh! Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher. Lost Boy: Come on, Rufio, hit him back. Rufio: Mung tongue. Peter Banning: Math tutor. Rufio: Pinhead. Peter Banning: Prison barber. Rufio: Mother lover. Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist. Rufio: In your face, camel cake! Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière. Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig. Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude. Thud Butt: [with the rest of the Lost Boys] Bangarang, Peter! Rufio: You... you man! Stupid, stupid man! Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy! Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain? Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's the paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer! Kids: [chanting] Banning, Banning, Banning is bangerang. Rufio: Rufio! Rufio! Peter Banning: Oh, Rufio, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose.... Read More »

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